BRICK'S WEATHER CORNER
"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
- Brick Tamland, Chief Meteorologist
"60% of the time, it works every time. That doesn't make sense."
🌤️ Current San Diego Weather 🌤️
🧱 Brick's Weather Tips
Tip #1:
"If it's raining, you might want to bring an umbrella. Or a newspaper. Or a large leaf."
Tip #2:
"When it's sunny, the sun is out. That's science."
Tip #3:
"I ate a big red candle yesterday. It tasted like... weather."
📚 Brick's Weather Facts
• Clouds are made of cotton candy (probably)
• Rain is just the sky crying happy tears
• Thunder is God bowling strikes
• Snow is frozen happiness
• Wind is the Earth breathing
🗓️ Brick's 7-Day Forecast Extravaganza 🗓️
Monday
75°F
Sunny like my personality!
Tuesday
73°F
Partly cloudy, partly awesome
Wednesday
76°F
Mixed feelings weather
Thursday
71°F
Sprinkles of joy
Friday
69°F
Dramatic weather drama
Saturday
78°F
Rainbow magic time!
Sunday
80°F
Perfect for lamp shopping
🎯 Brick's Weather Wisdom of the Day
"I don't know what we're yelling about! But the weather today is... LOUD NOISES!"
- Brick Tamland, explaining today's thunderstorm
🎮 Brick's Weather Guessing Game
"I'm thinking of a weather... it starts with 'S' and rhymes with 'bunny'!"
(Hint: It's probably sunny because Brick loves lamp... and sun!)