BURGUNDY'S BRILLIANCE BAILS OUT BEAR-LY BELOVED BROADCASTER!

By Ron Burgundy, San Diego's True Anchor

Ron Burgundy heroically rescues a colleague from a bear enclosure, proving once again why he's San Diego's greatest anchorman.

Corningstone Confirms Panda Birth; Highlights Need for Professionalism in High-Stakes Reporting

By Veronica Corningstone, Co-Anchor, KVWN Channel 4

Veronica Corningstone delivers professional coverage of the historic panda birth at San Diego Zoo, emphasizing the importance of serious journalism over theatrical antics in breaking news situations.

Field Report: The Scent of Danger, Or Just Exotic Spices, at the Panda Enclosure

By Brian Fantana, Lead Field Reporter, KVWN Channel 4

Brian Fantana provides his unique perspective on the panda enclosure incident, focusing on the complex aromatics of the situation and his signature cologne theories.

The Weather Today: Bright Orange, with a Chance of Soft-Boiled Eggs

Brick Tamland delivers his uniquely confusing weather report, featuring kitten-shaped clouds, triangular winds, and his deep love for lamps.

WHAMMY! News Brawl: Champ Kind Breaks Down the Unnecessary Roughness of the San Diego Melee!

By Champ Kind, Sportscaster, KVWN Channel 4

Champ Kind provides play-by-play analysis of the epic news team street fight, breaking down the action like a championship sporting event with his signature enthusiasm.